The Wussy Break: Ending a relationship without being face-to-face, with no real explanation as to “WHY”. Whether it be a casual hook up, booty call, lover, mistress, boy/girlfriend, wife, or whatever you want to call them, leaving them feeling lost, confused, doubting oneself, and forever scarred.
My friends, family, and myself included have all been the victims and perpetrators of The Wussy Break. So, from mine and their own experiences, I felt inspired to post a list of my favorite Wussy Breaks.
The following list will do one of three things. (1) Make you feel thankful that this has never happened to you. (2) Make you feel better knowing that you are not the only victim of The Wussy Break. (3) Inspire you to break up with someone.
Whatever the outcome may be, at the end, ask yourself… Are YOU a Wussy Breaker?
- Buying them a Match.com subscription. (Oh yeah cause it’s definitely going to be so hard to meet someone after you! Thanks ass face!)
- Sending them an engagement evite, but being engaged to someone else. (Later on it was revealed that the boyfriend got the girl he was cheating with Pregnant)
- VIA facebook. Changing your relationship status and/or changing it to being with someone else.
- VIA Twitter.
- Going to a restaurant and never coming back from the bathroom. (True story, my friend was the server!)
- Having your Mom do it.
- Dropping off the face of the earth. As though you never existed. (Yeah, thanks MIKE! Later I found out that he got really fat, so HA on him!)
- Lying and saying you are terminally ill, and it would be better for them if you stayed away.
- Saying you are giving up dating for LENT. (Would this go over well if you where Married? If anyone tries it please let me know!)
Well what do you think? How do you feel? Are you a Wussy Breaker?
If you or someone you know is a victim of The Wussy Break, and would like the story to be added to the list, please feel free to message me! Either by facebook, or you can click on “notes” at the bottom right of this post.